sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via forgave)

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

(via ruinedchildhood)

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

(via agentrodgers)

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

(Source: cartel, via forgave)

  • every sidekick in any movie: you did it!
  • every main character in any movie: no, we did it

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

(via gnarly)

wvnderbar:

i bet the worst part of being deaf is not being able to tell if someone is yawning or screaming

(Source: neptunain, via crystallized-teardrops)